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*munches thoughtfully*

this is terrible, but it tastes okay

Im gonna need more than that as an explanation. Sandwiches too if you’re making some

uhhh, wait. Under what projection is OP’s “square” reduced to an actual square

Nice! Can we see some growth numbers/charts?

Past the teething stage, but aren’t the “terrible twos” when the nightmares begin?

It’s mandatory, and they pay you for it with their bullshit crypto? Sign me up!

(asshats)

On the same note: taco bell in the UK.

When they first started out you’d get these large cheesy meaty beany burritos and fajitas so stuffed with ingredients that your mouth would salivate when just thinking of the name.

Now? Flatbread wrapped around some sparse ingredients, freshly microwaved… minimum order £15.

I’m a terrible/lazy cook, but even I could do better.

what time do you get up, and what time do you all head for work?

*scratches head with gun*

torquay bro nos dos

(I’m actually quite curious what happened to him too, and suspect he was executed gangland style by the current mods in one of their usual ritualistic midnight masses in a silent but deadly hostile takeover.)

I saw him recently. It was in Epping Forest at 3am, on a cold June night. He was stark naked, blood dripping from his newly christened axe (“the redeemer”), and he was panting heavily. Before him lay the corpses of 162 grey squirrels and a druidic stone glowed faintly in the background as if it was enamored by his sacrificial offering. We supped on wolf milk that night, and as the blood moon rose, made sweet love to the calming dulcet notes of Calvin Harris’s It was acceptable in the 80s sung by motley crew of green paraquets. He left at dawn, clenching that bloodied axe between his teeth as he sprinted north, no doubt in pursuit of that elusive “uptime” he’d kept muttering between every agonizing thrust.

L+MP

It’s a physics equation

You know that scene from Ghost with Demi Moore?

“Why do we erect these barriers, when we can erect each other?”

Ahh! Sorry, I thought it was part of the article

I’m not saying I don’t believe it, I’ve just been bamboozled too recently by that telegraph article with the posh family to believe that people are truly as unaware of their actions as I apparently want to believe

Thanks Master Yoda

Woah. Gary… I, thanks man. I really needed this.

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