Reminded me of the sperm scene from Community.
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I sleep hugging a pillow. I’m not sure if it’s because I’m more comfortable that way or it’s because I just need to hug something.
It is known for selling overpriced pieces of metal.
Is that Kid Rock, or the douchebag from Puddle of Mud. Or are they the same person?
hOrni@lemmy.worldto Rare insults@lemmy.world•Only wish he can't grant is getting you a date11·3 days agoYou do realize that it’s just make up and photo editing, right?
hOrni@lemmy.worldto Rare insults@lemmy.world•Only wish he can't grant is getting you a date3·3 days agoBarely any real hair, a lot of makeup but mostly photo editing.
After? That’s how I prepare myself mentally before doing the task.
Stainless steel? In these times? You would more likely get a brushed aluminium shell, filled with gravel. “Stainless Steel” would be the name of the model. It would break down after 13 months and You would have to buy a new one, while Your grandma would still have her stainless steel block from the 70s.
Kitchenaid or Apple?
hOrni@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Razor bumps can now get you kicked out of the marines. Black men will likely suffer the mostEnglish412·4 days agoWhy would they need to make sense, since they face no consequences for their actions?
hOrni@lemmy.worldto TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world•The Best Uniform in All of Trek11·4 days agoThe mustache is mandatory.
But I keep the dishwasher in the bedroom.
hOrni@lemmy.worldto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•The White House is paving over the Rose Garden with concreteEnglish9·5 days agoI really doubt his ass isn’t covered in shit.
hOrni@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•Leavitt Gets Skewered on Trump’s Bogus ‘Two-Week Deadlines’16·5 days agoShe answers every question the same. First, a little bullshit, then blame it on Biden, adding that his administration was bad, and then follow up with even more bullshit.
hOrni@lemmy.worldto People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•I... Genuinely only realizing this now5·6 days agoIt’s not the first time I’ve heard this opinion. But I can’t say I agree. I like shower sex.
I’ve been trying to find the video since I posted the comment. I have it saved on my phone but don’t know how to post it
hOrni@lemmy.worldto politics @lemmy.world•This viral video has people talking about Christianity versus ‘MAGA Christianity’3·6 days agoI’m hoping that next time they take the nazi out of nazizm.
This reminded me of The Snickle. I googled The Snickle. Too many people have tried to actually make ant taste The Snickle.